For my mailer i am using stories from window cleaners, i was going to make these up myself, but i searched for some on the internet and found some forums which have some funny stories on.
These are the websites:
http://www.window-tools.com/windows/window-cleaning/seeing-naked-women-a-myth-being-a-window-cleaner/
http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/archive/index.php/t-201344.html
http://windowcleaningresource.com/vBulletin/marketing-advertising-sales/3436-funny-window-cleaning-inncident.html
I dont want to post the stories because that will give away whats in my mailer!
Alan Croft is a Belfast born deep sea scaffolder who moved to London to learn the English language and make his fortune by selling surgical wrestling boots to under privileged Mongolian immigrants. But the only job he could get was wringing out chamois’s for a one armed window cleaner. His love affair with England ended when he was given the cold shoulder by the Queen who had made tea and toast during renovation work at Windsor castle. Disillusioned following an unsuccessful 13 years of trying to teach the people of Reading, Berkshire to speak with a Belfast accent he packed up his digital alarm clock radio and headed to Canada. He now resides in Toronto and is president of the “Oy watch it club.” He spends his days writing and circumnavigating things. He is now looking for a new publisher or assistance to promote his book. Newbooks1@outlook.com You can read it at:
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Alan Croft is a Belfast born deep sea scaffolder who moved to London to learn the English language and make his fortune by selling surgical wrestling boots to under privileged Mongolian immigrants. But the only job he could get was wringing out chamois’s for a one armed window cleaner. His love affair with England ended when he was given the cold shoulder by the Queen who had made tea and toast during renovation work at Windsor castle. Disillusioned following an unsuccessful 13 years of trying to teach the people of Reading, Berkshire to speak with a Belfast accent he packed up his digital alarm clock radio and headed to Canada. He now resides in Toronto and is president of the “Oy watch it club.” He spends his days writing and circumnavigating things. He is now looking for a new publisher or assistance to promote his book. Newbooks1@outlook.com You can read it at:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.amazon.co.uk/Belfast-Laughter-1957-1977-Alan-Croft/dp/1634134095